Rare Birds by Jeff Miller

Author:Jeff Miller [Miller, Jeff]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Union Square Kids
Published: 2023-01-30T00:00:00+00:00

Club Members Only

YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES YOU MEET PEOPLE AND IT’S LIKE YOU HARDLY have to explain yourself to them? Like you’re two people that have always been in the same club, but you’re just meeting for the first time? That’s sort of like what it’s been between me and Lou.

If I had to name our club, it’d be the “Worst Case Scenario Club.” We take in new members daily, and our motto is something like: “We wish you weren’t a part of it!”

The problem is that membership never stops growing. More and more people get to see what it’s like in our club, and all of us are always waiting for the other shoe to drop. For the worst to finally happen.

I think that’s why I like stuff like lying about bird facts.

Making up ridiculous stuff to laugh about is the only thing that gets me by, some days.

And although I wouldn’t wish club membership on my worst enemy, not even Nick, it is nice to have company.

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